Name: John Bennett Woodruff, Jr. My parents hadn’t the capital to fund the inheritance befitting a lad of such pretentious moniker, so presently my legal name is John Fleck. Catchy, dontcha think?
Job Title: International Salad Shooter Cord Retainer and Customer Surface Specialist
O.K., what do you actually do? I guide those who are beyond help into the open arms of the Surly fold via phone and email. I spend my downtime daydreaming that I am the Phoenix emerging from the ashes of the 70s.
When I drink tequila I totally wonder why I didn’t just stick with beer.
Deep thought? Inebriation is simply the process of telling your spotless inner clarity to transcend or get off the pot. And everything – EVERYTHING – is part of the path. These words may bring you much comfort the next time you’re in a tiny jail cell in Burma.
Editor’s Note: The bio Fleck turned in was twice as long as the one you're reading. That's why I'm here.
John Fleck
jfleck@surlybikes.com
