http://surlybikes.com/ en andy@surlybikes.com Copyright 2009 2009-11-02T22:40:58+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/your_entry_must_have_a_title/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/your_entry_must_have_a_title/#When:22:40:58Z 1) It is sometimes my duty to remove my own opinions and emotions and simply share with you things you might find interesting.  With that in mind, please click here to find our Twitter. 2)  Outside Magazine has recently named our venerable Cross Check as one of their favorite commuter bikes.  Neato.    3) One Elan Viss wrote to me in June saying "Hey, My name is Elan Viss and I have been a fan of your bikes since i was about ten years old. i bought an instigator last year and i am buying a steamroller tomorrow. I just thought that it would be appropriate to thank the company responsible for some of the toughest, straightforward, and high quality bikes out there. I am seventeen years old, and to be honest, i ride the crap out of your equipment. I would not trade it for anything, and I recommend it to everyone. I was wondering if you needed someone to write for you guys on the website or your blog or something. I can write, and would love to represent you, or would love for you to represent me... however that would work. Thanks again, and keep it surly. -Elan"   I explained to Elan that we do not hire out for this sort of thing but gave him an assignment anyhow.  Write something relatively short on the Surly topic of his choice.  He did.  It's about riding his Steamroller on the Canal trail, and it is genuinely enthusiastic propaganda from a genuinely enthusiastic rider.  Read it here. 4) A while ago I shared a letter from George who had written to report that his old skool brown Steamroller with 1" threaded steerer had been stolen.  Bummer.  Recently George wrote in to update the situation: "Forgot to give an update on my stolen steamroller last spring - As soon as I was set to order a new creamroller I got a call en route to Moab that my lovely baked bean cycleship had been turned into the fort collins bike coop and my bro snatched it up and brought it home for me. Turns out that maybe I abandoned her in someones yard during an impromptu grassnap slash blackout mission and it was exactly the same as I had left it. even the seat was in the same location with the knog lights still on it!  Anyway, I should take delivery of a lovely beef gravy brown crosscheck this afternoon and I couldn't be more stoked to have a 3rd brown surly in the fleet!"   5) Want to put a kickstand on your Long Haul Trucker, Cross Check, or other bike?  Read this first, the new Spew #20. 6) SurlyDotOrg.  I like it better than our website. 2009-11-02T22:40:58+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/the_usual_11th_hour_homie_update/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/the_usual_11th_hour_homie_update/#When:01:16:35Z Today I received an unsigned letter via email, addressed to a hidden group identified only as ‘Homie09’.  It instructed the reader, as if it were a ransom note, to reapply the attached Homie Fall Fest flier to whatever blog it is he or she writes for, and to pay special attention to the revision which changed the specified meet-up location from Grumpy’s to Whitey's in NE MPLS.  I made note of the fact the odd meet-up time (10:49) had not been altered.  Curious, I called up the only number I knew to be possibly affiliated with any of the people most likely to perhaps associate with the outskirts of the perimeter of the inner circle of the group which in all likelihood is somewhat responsible for having something to do with planning the annual Homie Fall Fest, which as you may know occurs around here every autumn.   I was given another number and told not to explain where I had gotten it, and then they hung up.  I dialed this number and waited while it rang and rang and rang. “Hallo?” a vaguely European sounding voice said -cautiously- when it was finally picked up. “Yes, hi, um, I received a revised Homie flier and I just have a couple questions.  Am I talking to the right people?” A prolonged pause followed, the receiver of the phone on the other end muffled. Finally, “Yes.” “Ah, o.k., great,” I replied.  “May I ask to whom I am speaking?” Another muffled pause. “My name is Nels Unterwerer.  I am the undersecretary to the director of Homie relations, Mr. Atticus P. Townehomme.  What is your question?” What?! What the hell was going on?  I stalled briefly, uncertain what to make of this bizarre series of events, then shook it off and forged ahead.  “O.K., sure,” I said.  “Why did the Homie location change?” “The, uh, “ Nels cleared his throat.  “The, uh... apparently, uh, Grumpys downtown doesn’t open until noon,” he replied, and promptly hung up.   I thought on it for a while.  Was it merely a joke? Was it ridiculous mistake by a bunch of bike (and god-knows-what-else) addicted wasters?  Or was it a red herring designed to throw the hounds off the trail?  Any option seemed implausible. Wasters would never have the follow through to pull off something like the Homie, and it wasn't funny enough to be even an esoteric joke, but what kind of people would deliberately and quite publicly change the location at nearly the last possible hour?  And who exactly were they trying to throw off, anyway?  And why?  It was either brilliant or stupid as hell.    Anyhow, there you have it.  I am hereby posting the revised flier.  And of course, please take note of the location change.   2009-10-29T01:16:35+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/the_weirdos_have_taken_over/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/the_weirdos_have_taken_over/#When:19:34:55Z From pal Shawn: Grumpy Girl Ride WINTER, 2009 Come rain, come shine, come snow or sleet! Alls you need to know is meet us at Grumpy’s Nord East 1:30pm November 7th.   From Nobody in Minneapolis: That is all. 2009-10-21T19:34:55+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/nicks_last_wednesday_night_ride/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/nicks_last_wednesday_night_ride/#When:02:06:35Z My good friend and longtime Surly-and-before coworker Nick has left town and left Surly.  He's moving to Portland, Oregon, on the northleft coast of America, Inc.  I have known him for almost 16 years, worked side by side with him to help make Surly into whatever it is for the last 8 or so.  Nick and I were among the people who started meeting for night rides wednesdays at Lake Harriet way back in the day.  The other night being Wednesday a bunch of people came out to howl at the moon and send Nick off in local high style.  Brauer and Gene have been lamenting lately the listing, staggering, demise of the WNR as it wheezes its rattling last breaths with deep sea diver sounds but this night it looked and behaved much like it had in its salad daze, a winding dragon whipping its tail as it poured into and out of alleys, actual trails and impromptu ones that may have included a few lawns, snapping people at the end loose one by one.  There was beer and flasks of whiskey and a full bottle of Cazadores tequila, which everyone managed to finish off (not without some prodding).  Eventually we found ourselves at the home of some other friends, where we arranged the vegetables in their kitchen into sculptures depicting male genitalia, then repaired to their spacious back acre for a small fire.  Many stories of Nick were shared and love poured forth.  As we mellowed, small groups began peeling off for home.  After all the other people had gone, it was down to me, Nick, Brauer and Grayboy.  We talked for quite a while and Figured It All Out and finally, when the corners of heaven began to wink on with the faintest purple of dawn we started for home.  First we tucked in Brauer to his bed on the kitchen floor of Hobo Hurl's Home For Wayward Youth.  The three of us continued on, but Dave soon turned off toward his part of town.  I ended up on a quiet night ride with one of my oldest friends, someone I have ridden with more than almost anyone else on this planet.  We met each other riding around at night in Minneapolis.  I rode Nick to where he was staying, his wife's sister's house in my part of the city, where they've been staying since their house sold.  We chatted, hugged, said goodbye, and I rolled home, walking in at 6:22am.  Nick, this one's for you. 2009-10-09T02:06:35+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/so_long_swervy/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/so_long_swervy/#When:16:23:59Z First off, I hope you like the new website.  Andy and his minions spent a lot of time tweaking it into submission.  We're real proud of them, in a grouchy kind of way.  It's not perfect, but we are continuing to fix those things that need fixin'.  One thing we are still getting the hang of is this blog thing.  The process has changed from the way it was, and the learning curve is steep for the digitally challenged folks who make up Surly.  Be patient with us and keep those expectations low.  You'll feel better and so will we. My submission for this week is about Swervy, a.k.a. Nick Sande, leaving the grassy green Surly pastures for the dreary, wet and depressing confines of Portland, OR.  OK, I know Portland is a great place.  Don't email me with your complaints.  We did what we could to try and keep him here, but nothing we did seemed to persuade him otherwise.  We wish him well, and expect to see him on a somewhat regular basis.  Meanwhile, if you live in Portland and you cross paths with Nick, be sure to kick him in the nuts and buy him a cold one.  It will make him feel right at home. He looks like this: 2009-10-08T16:23:59+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/things_I_would_like_to_say/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/things_I_would_like_to_say/#When:21:02:29Z Citizens and bike shops. A couple of quick notes: Thank you for coping with our not hereitude while we were in Las Vegas showing our stuff. You are better to us than we deserve. Our new website is up (duh) and it looks pretty ok from where we sit. Please note that the Dealer Finder thing is being worked on. There are many cool shops who carry our stuff that didn't get transitioned over to the new finder thingy. We are working on this and it will be rectified soon. Availability. Soon we will have some good dates for the new stuff we showed. When we do, we'll let you know. Until then, hang tight. Some things will be available around December, others not for a bit after that yet. Thanks, Skip 2009-09-29T21:02:29+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/interwhuh/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/interwhuh/#When:15:21:04Z At Interbike... stopGamblor has emptied my wallet... stopEuropeans wear tight trousers... please stopLarry is a big tire... won't stopPacer is green and complete... stopTrucker is blue and will haul you through Uzbekistan on 26" wheels if you're big... and you want that... stopThe desert makes my bits dry and scratchy... please stop$8 to watch a 'cross race?Love,Skip 2009-09-24T15:21:04+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/out_of_office/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/out_of_office/#When:21:10:09Z Hello.If you have reached this message we are currently at the annual tradeshow and dorkfest known as Interbike. It is in Las Vegas - a town where the lack of both morality and bar closing times befuddle even us. Still, we are there.This means we will not be as quick to respond to your many questions and inquiries. Thanks for your patience while we are away. We'll get right back to you upon our return. Yours,The Surly 2009-09-21T21:10:09+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/interbike/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/interbike/#When:14:55:00Z Hello. If you have reached this message we are currently at the annual tradeshow and dorkfest known as Interbike. It is in Las Vegas - a town where the lack of both morality and bar closing times befuddle even us. Still, we are there. This means we will not be as quick to respond to your many questions and inquiries. Thanks for your patience while we are away. We'll get right back to you upon our return. Yours, The Surly ----- 2009-09-16T14:55:00+00:00 http://surlybikes.com/blog/homey2/ http://surlybikes.com/blog/homey2/#When:12:11:00Z We've recieved word from the marketing division of Homey Fall Festival Inc. The 2009 Homey Fall Fest (Presented by Tostitos) will occur on Oct. 31. More info will be available in the future. Or, it will not. That is all, Skip ----- 2009-09-16T12:11:00+00:00